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A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.
Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.
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Similar to basic bitch but with daddy issues that have caused them to let go of any sense of self worth leading to typical outcries for attention such as posting slutty photos on Instagram, drinking too much and secretly having gang bang fantasies. Stash chicks are ideal for having a good time with out any form of commitment. They can be found on tinder, in Starbucks holding pumpkin spice lattes or in the Michael Kors section of Macy's.
"So I've been thinking of proposing to Haley."
"Bro, please don't she's a stash chick."
A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.
Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"
Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"
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A female Metalhead. Like male Metalheads, the Metal Chick normally has long, naturally colored hair, black, band T-shirts. Steel toed boots are preferable, but not essential.
Unlike the male Metalhead however, it is acceptable for a Metal chick to wear eyeliner, makeup, and nail polish as long as it doesn't look too emo or Gothic. It is also acceptable for the Metal Chick to wear skirts.
Bobby: Did you see that Metal Chick walk by?
Josh: You mean the one with the Deicide T-shirt?
Bobby: Yeah, she was hotter than hell.
Josh: Don't get too fresh with her - I saw Jeremy try to touch her boobs and she beat him up so bad he was in the hospital for two weeks.
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Slang for a genre of literature geared towards female readers , which deal with modern issues in womens lives.
The Novel, Bridget Jones Diary is a form of chick lit
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*to Smurf a chick
When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.
this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!
-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!
- Wow we are really smurfing a chick
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Either a black girl who is with a white boy or visa versa, a white girl with a black boy.
"My boyfriend is as black as night and I'm ivory. I am a checkerboard chick."
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