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Someone who goes around "Spreading the word" of god and has no respect for any other religion.
Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.
What happened with that blonde last night?
Got Christed.
Bummer, she had a great rack.
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I saw it, I hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and Jesus walking his cross to its resting point. What a waste of time.
(Mel Gibson thinking) Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie, starring Jesus, everyone will go see it MUWHAHAHAHA!
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a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.
jesus christ is a stoner
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An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."
Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.
Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"
Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!
Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!
Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!
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The ninth studio album by the American thrash metal band and death metal pioneer Slayer. The album was released on August 8, 2006. This is the first album to have Dave Lombardo's drumming skills in since 1990's 'Seasons in the Abyss', and he is more than welcomed back into the Slayer crew. It's a definite improvement from Slayers work over the last 15 years. Lyrical themes explored on Christ Illusion deal with terrorism, warfare and religion, not exactly new to the Slayer style. Doesn't grasp the feeling 'Reigning Blood' or 'Seasons in the Abyss' had, but it comes fairly damn close. A definite must must for Slayer fans of all kinds.
Person 1: It seems like a lot of '80's thrash bands are making great albums over the passed 3 or 4 years.
Person 2: Like who? And what albums?
Person 1: Megadeth with United Abominations, Metallica with Death Magnetic, and Slayer with Christ Illusion.
Person 2: Thanks, I'll probably check those albums out!
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A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.
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