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An amazing Kid who will make you laugh so much you want to cry. He has a tendency to wipe his tears, snot and spit on you. But through all of that he is someone who you want to love. & them to love you back. He will be the comfort you have always been looking for. He is the soft place for you to land. He will love everything you do for him. He is himself and he accepts you for you. Nothing changes with him. Plus if you catch the right one, he will be cuban and look like nick jonas. How amazing!? Now go find one!
yeah playa playa, I want to holla at Christopher"
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A dumb pothead, drunk-ass mother fucker, who goes out on the street at late night fucking women getting Aids and shit. Negro wannabe.
Girl 1: Did you see Christopher?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
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common slang referring to flatlanders in the state of Vermont
That guy was a total Christopher, he must be from New York.
Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city
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Usually a charming man, but with rather perverted intent. He may seem simple minded, but hes really analyzing ways to seduce you. Hes not athletic, but hes competative. Chances are he spends more time playing dugeons and dragons then on facebook.
" That guy i went out with was really nice, but a total christopher."
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"
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The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.
I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew
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Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan
Hey Christopher, wanna play WOW while stoned
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Christophers love Ashleys more. This is an axiom and cannot, under ANY circumstances, be disputed.
Christopher? Oh, yeah. He DEFINITELY loves Ashley more. I saw it in a book somewhere.
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