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A grown-ass MAN. Manliest man alive. Doesnt take shit from anyone, show Chuck Norris respect or he'll roundhouse kick you in the face
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
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The greatest Ass-kicking Kung-fu-fighting super-power man EVER! He can do anything!!!!!
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, adjective, pronoun, participle, and any other part of speech you can think of (and even ones you can't!)
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The baddest man on the planet.
There's no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!
When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.
One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.
If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.
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chuck norris suuuucks!
this just in! a man known as amunkeywithastick has just died of severe head trauma. when found by family and freinds he had a foot print on the side of his face. the shoe size read chuck norris. join fox 11 news tonight at 11.
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A term of which can be used to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. By yelling CHUCK NORRIS the front seat is yours regardless of whose car or who is driving. The reasoning behing this is Chuck Norris can infact kill any man armed with a shotgun, while being unarmed and naked.
Niri B yelled out chuck norris and is now sitting in the front seat.
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