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This is when your penis is wider than it is long.
Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.
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A person that constantly disappoints friends and family.
Such as being late for their own party, never being able to be contacted when needed and forgetting important events.
Other characteristics of a chud, include, but is not limited to trying to act kawaii and consistently fails at their attempts to do anything.
I can't believe that chud is late for his own party.
Dude, did you see that chud randomly blurt out stuff during class.
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A mixture of cheese and mud caused by the interaction of dairies and trench warfare.
Wipe that chud off uniform, soldier.
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A child or infant.
Usually refers to someone's unwanted or unintended bastard offspring.
An insult.
(While in a shopping mall, a child of a rather young, single mother walks into you and it dumps ice-cream on your pants):
"Woman! Put your dirty little chud on a leash and be a parent! That cost me $100!"
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When a penis is exposed in a vulnerable state, while the penis may not be in direct danger, it is also not in a safe space.
A Chud is usually recognizable by the extreme mix of shame and shock on the exposed individual's face, with an attempt to cover one's self as not to feel vulnerable with their privates exposed.
Chud is not confused with a Chode, but a Chode could be in a Chud state.
David opened the bathroom door unexpectedly after Jack got out of the shower, and Jack quickly grabbed a towel to cover his Chud.
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It's a slang word for chewing gum.
"Hey pal may I have some of that chud?"
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Means hell or crap. Comes from Lawrenceburg Lingo.
What the chud is wrong with you.
What's all this chud
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