church giggles

Uncontrolable laughter in an inappropriate situation. Coined by comedian Kathy Griffin.

Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?

Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!

Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?

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God, church

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.

Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church

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church giggles

To laugh during an inappropriate time, place or event.

"We saw a guy in a restaurant fall because his artificial leg came off. A lot of people, including us, had uncontrollable church giggles. We felt so bad afterwards"

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church weasel

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

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Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.

You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?

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lutheran church

A church that some families will join only so their children can go to the lutheran private schools that give a tuition discount to church members. Most of the time, these members will not give much in their offerings, but still get to take advantage of the church member school discount. Many times, these members do not even support the lutheran faith, but just don't want their children going to the public elementary or middle schools. You will find they also will many times drop from coming to services after their children are no longer attending the school.

Elder: Isn't it terrible how the Smith's changed their membership as soon as their daughter finished 8th grade! I suppose they no longer need the church member discount, now that they are sending her to a public high school.

Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!

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Church Prime

church prime is a religion made by dreamwastaken and tommyinnit. at the church of primes you farm twitch subs.

it is the best religion. it has wap (worship and prayer) and pog (people of god).

in our church, dream is god and jesus. the whole of the dream smp have converted to this religion.

sandy: what church to you go to?

sarah: i go to church prime to wap.

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