clock puncher

A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.

Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!

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poop clock

The schedule one's body sets for its regular bowel movements. This schedule can be shifted to very inconvenient times by traveling to different timezones, or dramatic changes in diet or daily activities.

I can't sleep in on my days off because my internal poop clock is permanently set to 6:30a.m.

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milk the clock

The act of staying on the clock after you work a shift, trying to make yourself look busy in order to make more money.

I want to buy a dimebag of weed but I have bills to pay. Thats ok though because I can always milk the clock for an hour after I'm done with my shift.

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Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

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Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.

grapes is a pr0g master

clocked-up

Busy.

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up

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Samoan Clock

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

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