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A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.
Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.
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someone who makes other people realize they are gay.
Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians
A blatant lesbian who just won't admit it to themselves
Mr Evans: Hey has julia come out as a lesbian yet?
Mr Horgan: Nah she's still a closet lesbian
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Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.
Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...
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A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.
The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.
Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.
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When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.
Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."
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Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance
Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.
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