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Anyone who exclusively dates alternative people. I.E goths, punks and everything in between.
Girl #1 - That guy is such a Coffin Chaser, Veronica. C'mon, he only dates the goths. He dated Goth Girl #1 and Goth Girl #2. You don't want him.
Girl #2 - Oh, I didn't know that, Tracy.
Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).
John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.
Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.
A: Hey, how was your weekend?
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead
Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude
A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.
Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."
Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."
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Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out
"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"
"Oh that's the worst man"
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Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.
Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.
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