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When gay men and women and bisexuals can finally accept who they are and reveal their orientation to friends and family
A perfect example of someone coming out:
Guy:
Gay Guy: Uhhh... Dave? Theres something I need to.. tell you.
Dave: What is it bro?
Gay guy: I think I'm gay.
Dave: Serious? How long have you known?
Gay guy: A year... Can we still be friends?
Dave: sure, man. as long as you're not turned on.
Girl:
Lesbian girl: ..Hey trish?
Trish: what
Lesbian: If I tell you somethng will you completely freak out?
Trish: No! What??? Tell me.
Lesbian: You're totally gonna think Im weird but.. im a lesbian.
Trish: (silent) *laughs* REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? Your kidding
Lesbian: no.. im serious.
Trish: how long have you known?
Lesbian: since i was like..... ten
Trish: Wow.
Bisexual:
Bi Girl: Mom? I need to tell you something. I cant take it anymore.
Mom: What..
Bi Girl.: I'm attracted to girls, mom. And boys. Im bisexual.
Mom: (silent) Really? What if its just a stage in your life..? it could be just a stage!!
Bi GIrl: No.. mom. I know myself better than anyone else. I;m bisexual.
Mom: Wow.
Bi Girl: You're not mad, are you?
Mom: no of course not.
Bi Girl: Okay. (hugs)
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a song by the band why don't we released on June 27 (6\12). the song was first teased on June 21 at their Indianapolis concert.
Limelight 1: have you heard Come to Brazil yet?
Limelight 2: yeah it's super catchy! go stream!!!
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To walk in carrying a loaded weapon. From The Sopranos
You shouldn't have lunch with a Russian drug dealer unless you come heavy.
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One of the funniest movies of the 80s. It was Eddie Murphy's movie. Him and Arsenio Hall were some of the main characters. It's about a prince from Zemunda, Africa who comes to America to find a wife. He goes to Queens, New York with his servant Simmi. He has to get used to the way things are in America and find love as well.
Bypasser:"Fuck you!"
Eddie:"Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!😁"
Interaction between New Yorkers and the prince from Coming to America
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A Casino in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas spoofing Excalibur casino.
"I played at Come-A-Lot yesterday"
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1.Shouted (at enormous volume) when first realising it is kicking off, firstly to let your boys know that "those other cunts arent getting away with this", and also, to: strike the fear of death into their very soles. Aided greatly by the consumption of premium lager (preferably stella).
2.Screamed at the television, whilst in the pub, in a bid to spur on ones choice of football team.
3.The act of ejaculating on several males.
1.(Walking out of a club to see your mate has incited violence by trying to pull a bird infront of her boyfriend and is getting filled in) "COME ON LADS!!!" Run over and rap a bottle round his face.
2.(England have scored a crucial goal) "COME ON LADS!!!" "This ginger cunt is well better than that swedish twat".
3.The directors reply when the fresh faced debutant of a gay pornographic movie enquires "what do I need to do boss?"
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