Beta comeback

Something to say when somebody in a non-personal argument makes a personal insult or taunt. The personal attacker is obviously bested in the original argument but has no balls to admit that he or she is wrong, thus they resort to an irrelevant personal attack.

Best used around other people. Makes them see what you see - the douchebag is just a hollow whiny-boy

“how the hell do you know that? like actually, do you have any evidence whatsoever?”
“Lick my ass crack”
“beta comeback”

“dude don’t go out, we gotta be in best shape for the game tomorrow”
“Get a life”
“beta comeback”

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.