Comma check

A paycheck with a comma, meaning more than $1,000.

I got my first comma check today, let's hit the club

Rejecting comma use

Saying ''No'' when someone asks you to use a comma is a sign that u shit yourself.

It goes as shown:

Rejecting Comma Use.

P1: ''You should really use a comma; I dont understand what you're saying!''
P2: ''No''
P1: ''Oh! Did you crap your undergarments?''

alt-right commas

Punctuation frequently used by alt-right and conspiracy believers characterized by writing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS and commas placed in semi-random order, preceded rather than followed by a space.

NOTHING ,IS A ,COINCIDENCE WITH ,ALT-RIGHT COMMAS !!!