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commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 21, 2021


Committing Templicide

To purposefully die in the game Temple Run.

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."

by caro...7788 January 28, 2012


Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)

person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"

by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023


Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010


commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022


Commit of death

A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.

Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."

by KitsuneAlex September 6, 2022


Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 2, 2014