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An attitude fed to women by the media and other females
that bestows upon them illusions of superiority and selfishness. Also brought on to many attractive females over time by means of many males who have ventured into the friend zone by catering to the respective female's every beck and call.
Guy:
Karen invites us to a random party and expects me to drive her and buy her drinks, then she gets pissed off cuz I said I couldn't because I had to visit my sick grandmother.
Tool:
Really? I'll called her up to see if she needs a ride, I wasn't even invited, but whatever, it's only a 1hr drive across town from my place to her's.
Guy:
Yeah, I lied about my grandmother. I'm not gonna spend gas and alcohol money and have to deal with a case of Princess Complex.
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The condition of being sexually or physically attracted to one's sibling. Mostly used in reference to a brother who is attracted to his sister.
From the popular si-fi fantasy series star wars, wherein the protagonist falls in love with his sister, leia.
My mother and father flipped when they found out I had developed a leia complex, and that is why I am in military school.
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A disease that makes a person think that everyone that surrounds them is looking at them and/or they're better than everyone, its quite a fatal disease if left untreated due to the fact that it would most likely cause another more fatal disease which is called "douche" or "douchette" for a girl
This disease is largely related to paranoia.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant just go outside with a hoodie give me that muscle shirt instead...
Guy 2: Dude, you gotta cure yourself from celebrity complex cause no ones gonna look at you unless you do something stupid or anything unusual.
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A type of God complex often obtained after watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Those who suffer from a Haruhi Complex often begin to connect events with their desires, and temporarily wonder if they are an omnipotent being. Usually wears off in about 3 days, but can last up to a month if you have no grip on reality. Less common for weeaboos, yaoi fangirls, etc., as thse people have no brains to be infected.
Man, all this snow tonight... I was just thinking about how much I missed this stuff... I wonder...
Dude, you're suffering from a major Haruhi Complex.
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To not have one and need one, than to have it and not need it.
girl: my bf and I had a condom complex last night.
friend: what a dumbass.
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A condition in which you share similarities to the comic strip feline Garfield. Be it his excessive laziness, his narcissistic behavior, or more commonly his love for the layered pasta dish lasagna
i wish i didn't have a Garfield complex, I've put on 20 lbs since last week
*yea i know bad example
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