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When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca
Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
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It means when you eat before going out and drink your life away. Then you wake up the following day feeling constipated and really have to go poop. But you can not because all the alcohol got sucked in to the food that you ate the night before.
Maria: I ate so much food and took too many shots. I think that was a bad idea.
Joce: Why?!
Maria: Because... I feel that I have alcohol constipation.
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Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
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Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
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Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!
emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care
Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!
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{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}
1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.
Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.