Coon

A friend who never has anything or contributes to anything, but always wants whatever you have and desperatly wants. And usually lives in a appartment and is white (and likes famous T shirts)

Friend(coon) who always is there to smoke your weed and get free car rides, but never pays for anything else but with his friendship

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cooned

A cooler way of saying pwned or owned. It pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.

*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"

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cooning

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies

1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)

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Coon

Slang for the female sex organ known as the vagina.

Jenny: My coon is bleeding :(

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cooning

to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.

Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.

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coon

is a black sellout, period. a traitor to the black community

Male/Female: "What about Black on Black Crime?" (which is a myth and is used to deflect from hundreds of years of systemic oppression)
Male/Female: wtf, Stop coonin' or You on some coon shit or he's/she's a coon

I'm Black y'all, just so my folks know where this is coming from.

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Coons

Another word for the female private part

My coons are bleeding this week! I can't go swimming!

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