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infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer
Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is deadly
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Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch
Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.
"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born
Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.
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Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day
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When you had plans for something but decide to shut everything down last minute, in a last ditch effort to make it so you can stay comfortable in your home so you don't have to communicate with the outside world. While you get to make forts out of your toilet paper.
Player-"Hey guys we down for some Dungeons and Dragons tonight?"
DM-"nah, Coronavirusing tonight"
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Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!
Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!