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the period of time after the release of The Karate Kid where every red-blooded American boy had a man-crush on Ralph Macchio and routinely practiced the crane kick
I remember walking through LAX in '85, the heart of Crane Kick Fever and seeing kids from all walks of life practicing their crane kicks.
A swift kick to the taint using the crane kick method. As taught to Daniel-san by Mr. Miyagi.
sometimes a Spartan just needs a good "taint crane kick".
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When you’ve got whiskey dick, so you put her legs behind her head and just stretch the pussy out enough to lower the softie in there, (like a heavy crane operator) then continue to allow the pussy to slap shut on the noodle, then pull out and repeat
Heavy crane operator: big dick
Crane operator: small dick
Bro 1: bro I got so drunk on St Patty’s day and brought home the hottest chick.
Bro 2: sick bro how’d it go?
Bro 1: I had whiskey dick so I had to give her the ol heavy crane operator
A style of hitting an opponent where you bring your elbow to chest level and your hand to eye level while brining all of your finger tips(including the thumb) together facing foward. When you strike your opponent you keep your elbow in place while striking your hand strongly towards your target. If you have done this properly your hand and arm should look like a crane.
Although this is not a practical fighting method, and is not recomended if you want to win a fight.
Kid 1: (Strikes Kid 2 with the Mother Fuckin' Crane method)
Kid 2: OW! What the hell was that?
Kid 1: It's the Mother Fuckin' Crane Bitch!
An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.
1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"
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Crane is a school where some of the kids act bougie and the seniors act like they can’t fw a freshman. It’s a fun/boring school and got some of the pretty kids but expect people hair to be fucked up.
Crane High School is where somebody got fuck behind the school