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When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no
Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!
Me:How do I get it?
Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich
Me: So you did it?
Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"
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When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
anything that verticaly hurt'z ur mantality (coleslaw)
Meaning a sobing wet vagine (with a hint of man sauce)
dude u totaly got credit card in the cole slaw
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man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....
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How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w
scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number
kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf
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