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when your girlfriend lets you fuck her without a condom because she's on her period, but you have to do it in the shower.
"let's fuck"
"i'm on my period"
"crimson shower?"
"ok"
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"Did you notice Amanda was being noticeably bitchy today?"
"Yeah, I did, but it's because she's on her flow. The crimson flow, if you know what I mean."
"That explains it. Damn those weeks of bloody egg discharge."
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When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.
She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.
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The act of putting a piece of broken glass or sometimes a razor blade inside someone's mouth, then punching them in the jaw to shred the inside of their mouths. Usually used as a torture method.
Erik caught his girlfriend cheating so he gave both her and the guy a crimson grin
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A stupid name made up for guy with 'Crimson' hat
Guy #1-Man look at that guy with the stupid 'crimson' hat!
Guy #2-Man lets call him 'Crimson' until he gets a new hat
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A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...
Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.
Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!
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A stupid title given to the person who wore a Crimson hat
Guy #1- Hay his hat says 'Crimson' lets call him that untill he cets a new hat!
Guy #2- Thats hilarious...I'm down
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