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While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.
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When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.
Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.
Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.
Steve: Yeah, it was delightful
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When you are having aggressive sex with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Right as the male is about to ejaculate, he puts the ciggerette out on her clitoris, then proceeds to cum on the burn.
I just bought a pack of Paul malls to use for a Dusty Crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.
I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.
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A sex move when where you heat up your dick then stick sand on it then you Fuck your partner for hours
Tj gave me the best sandy crock pot the other night he rocked my world
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The womb of a female. When pregnant, the crock-pot is "cookin'".
She's cookin' up a storm in the 'ole cunt crock-pot.
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When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes
Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!
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