A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"
Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"
Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.
(used to insult anyone who is not american)
Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.
Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter
When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.
I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle
When a human is folded in half or crumped together
“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”