The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy
He had an English crumpet for breakfast
One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.
"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"
When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.
Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck
-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"
Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".
Slang for shit British rap music
"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"
A pussy with five o'clock shadow.
I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.
A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.
Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.