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english crumpet

The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy

He had an English crumpet for breakfast

by Dr.seemorevaginas December 08, 2013


crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 09, 2008


filthy crumpet

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck

by FRED BATES October 31, 2007


Crumpet Fever

-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"

Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".

by Curry Fever December 30, 2009


spitting crumpets

Slang for shit British rap music

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"

by bad brenda March 06, 2020


Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016


Crumpet Trumpet

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.

Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.

by Danception October 13, 2018