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The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.
Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?
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Typical American suburb. Borders Stamford and Norwalk. Ten years ago it was fairly wealthy and upper class with housing prices in the millions. Housing prices have dropped, it's an okay, slightly snobby and toxic community. You got the super rich kids with their yachts who are oblivious to any existence of poverty in the town and blinded by privilege, the towneys with an average downtown, and the lower middle class along the west end bordering Springdale. (Wakemore, Greenwood, Camp and through the beginning of Springdale). Drugs run rampant.
Darien Ct is a suburb of CT bordered by Stamford and Norwalk
Guy #1: "Aye Darien ain't on shit"
Guy #2: "Idk mane but they got the connect on that good good tho if you know where to look"
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Guilford is literally the gem of the CT shoreline. Its's small and "quaint," which unfortunately attracts thousands of tourists during the summer (something the locals do NOT enjoy). It's populated by beautiful and, for the most part, wealthy families who have trickled down from the major cities, like New York, to live a life of luxury on the ocean.
The offspring may be a bit spoiled, due to their sheltered and privledged lifestyles, but are no doubt one of the most attractive in all of CT. The guys maintain their families' legacies by possessing the perfect mix of clean-cut, preppy stoner with a dash of rugged surfer style. They drive cars purchased for them on their 16th birthdays and are quiet the charmers when they are set off into the real world. Guilford boys know how to party, deal drugs, but still please any group of superiors and succeed in any situation. Guilford girls are lucky enough to have their daddy's money and their mother's good looks. Though some may call them snobbish or high maintenance, these girls know how to charm any guy. Their intelligence, wit and naturally attained good looks are hard for any non-Guilford resident to turn down.
Guilford also produces some of the most talented young musicians on the entire shoreline. With a fabulous music program in the high school, these artists are quick to gain fame and a solid fan base from other Guilford residents. No wonder the world so easily falls for Guilford.
Boy: You're amazing! Where are you from?
Girl: Guilford, CT
Boy: Ah, I should've known. Guilford girls are by far the best.
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A small town in CT, (AKA) Eastbumfuck, where there are shitty schools and like 5 stores. The most undesirable place to be. Can be compared to Narnia because it is in the middle of nowhere.
Theres nothing to do in Burlington CT except bike and blaze.
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a town of many characters, with a population numbering just over 5,000, the town is home to the most reckless drinkers, drug users, fighters, and smart-asses represented in the state of Connecticut
Guy 1: Who were those drunk fucks that just drove by me, challenged me to a race, lost, challenged me to a fight, lost, and then pulled a gun?
Guy 2: Classic Bolton, CT
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A small town with 3 sections in it. East Berlin, Berlin, and Kensington. East Berlin is the farthest away from everywhere. Also known as "east bumblefuck", or "the village". Berlin is a town full of either stuck up assholes who are overly tan, over confident and know theyre better than everyone else, white trash and the "goths" all hang out together and smoke, or sluts. Berlin is a big time town for sluts.
"Dude, did you go to berlin, ct this weekend"
"Yeah, you shoulda been there, full of stuck up assholes, but it has THE best parties"
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Ok, I'll admit, some places in Greenwich can be fucked up. And I live in one of those neigorhoods where the kids there get everything they want handed to them. Those people who think Greenwich are full of preppy rich kids clearly haven't been to the more modest neighborhoods (i.e North Mianus, Byram, Glennville) where the families and kids are hard working people and really nice. Im just saying, dont hate becasue not everyone is filthy rich in this town.
Greenwich, CT:
Back-counrty: SOME filthy rich kids
Byram, Glennville, North Mianus, Riverside, OG:HARDLY ANY rich kids
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