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cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023


Sickness cure

Give Anthony money and u will feel better instantly, (moms credit card number heals u faster)

Anthony has money! I’m cured! Sickness cure!

by Professional doctor November 25, 2022


Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

by nouns May 17, 2011


American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024


The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024


Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 5, 2017


Cure cancer or wenegade raider

A question used by people to identify who is a Fortnite kid.

Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.

by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023