Meat curtains

The pithy vestibules often referred to as the vulva of the external female anatomy otherwise known as the labia minora, the clitoris, and the labia majora.

My meat puppet offered an encore performance between Janet's meat curtains last night.

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curtain pussy

pussy lips that resemble a closed curtain. One often has to swim through vast amounts of saggy labias to the clitoris and/or pussy canal

John: Damn girl you got a curtain pussy
Tiffany: yea... I DJ diddle way to much with my sorority sisters
John: i don't know if i can find your clitoris
Tiffany: well you've got a saggy slong

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Beef-Curtain

Large, flappy labia.

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."

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Bush Curtain

1) Level 3 Colonel Burton in Command and Conquer Generals

2) The female Labia

1) Oh hell, you've got Bush Curtain in my base

2) Oh man, check out the Bush Curtains on that chick

Curtain Nanny

A nanny provided by restaurants so you can enjoy your wine without having to hear your fucking child.

We’ll take 2 bottles of wine and your finest curtain nanny

Worm curtain

a curtain made of the fuzzy worms. If you do not worship the worm curtain you are weird

"have you seen the worm curtain?"
"No"
"whore"

herpe curtain

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

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