The pithy vestibules often referred to as the vulva of the external female anatomy otherwise known as the labia minora, the clitoris, and the labia majora.
My meat puppet offered an encore performance between Janet's meat curtains last night.
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pussy lips that resemble a closed curtain. One often has to swim through vast amounts of saggy labias to the clitoris and/or pussy canal
John: Damn girl you got a curtain pussy
Tiffany: yea... I DJ diddle way to much with my sorority sisters
John: i don't know if i can find your clitoris
Tiffany: well you've got a saggy slong
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"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."
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1) Level 3 Colonel Burton in Command and Conquer Generals
2) The female Labia
1) Oh hell, you've got Bush Curtain in my base
2) Oh man, check out the Bush Curtains on that chick
Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.
Itβs pretty bright in here, close them daylight curtains.
Another term for a chick masturbating - rubbing her " meat curtains"
"Sue don't need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching"
A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.
Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?
Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.
beards herpes