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Custom Game Gary

A person you invite to even out a game that requires a certain amount of people to be fun. This can be a game like Among Us, League of Legends, CS:GO, or any other game that is only playable with a certain amount of people.

What do you mean you have a test tomorrow? Ugh, guess we'll need to call in a Custom Game Gary to make the teams balanced...

by DictoRight25 November 23, 2020


The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.

The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)

by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010

25πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


customer support fever

Customer Support Fever is a type of ethnic sex fever, similar to Jungle Fever ("Once you go black, you never go back") or Turban Fever ("It's the oil"). Indians are the targeted group. The name comes from the people normally manning (or womaning) call centers.

"I must have customer support fever cause I'm intentionally downloading viruses just to hear that sweet Indian accent asking me if I have the monitor plugged in."

by ared38 October 30, 2007

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Custom wood burning

Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!

I ordered i custom wood burned piece by custom wood burning yesterday!

by KFC raid June 22, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Custom PSP

A custom modded psp has one or many modifications done to it hardware wise.
Whether led lights that strobe with the music, Or internal devices such as camera's, Fans, and many more modifications.

www.facebook.com/pages/PSP-LED-MODS-Custom-Designs-We-Buy-And-Sell-PSPs/150247984998607
Custom Psp's For sale! (also mail in mods)

by Modder-For-Hire May 14, 2011

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


customer service representative

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.

There is no such thing as a customer service representative anymore.

by farria87 September 20, 2008

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž