Darth Breather

One who breathes loudly, sometimes unknowingly, sounding like Darth Vader.

Oct 31.

*Nick walks into room

Nick:Woah! Who's got the Darth Vader costume!?

Henry: Nah...it's just Sergeant Boselly as usual.

Mr. Boselly: Take out section 5.7 of your homework... *hoaaahh hoaah*... That is due today. Of course, ...*hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh*... section 8 is optional. You may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish...m'kay...

Henry: Yeah...Darth Breather...

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darth vader

This is the art of pulling ones foreskin back in a dark room, and then turning on a torch to reveal a darth vader shaped silhouette on the wall.

'Oh crap, I've just seen Darth Vader's shadow in my room'

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Darth Mauled

To be killed even though you had mass potential to a story

I feel like Jeff from Saw 4 shouldn't have been Darth Mauled

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Darth Maul

A hilarious prank that involves chloroform, super glue, and a Darth Maul mask. Step one: choose a victim to chloroform. Step two: chloroform dey ass. Step three: squirt the Super glue on victims face; apply liberally. Step four: place mask on victims face.

You may also choose to super glue a dual bladed lightsaber onto the victims hand.

Example 1:
Sami: Let's Darth Maul Phil this weekend.

Rich: But I don't have any chloroform.
Sami: I have some we can use!

Example 2:
Charlie: Phil called me this morning crying he was really pissed that yall Darth Mauled his ass. That wasn't cool.
Sami: shut up Charlie or I'll Darth Maul you next.
Charlie: okay I won't say anything else about it.

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Darth bobo

A dark clown, capable of using Force-like "faggot clown powers."

See also Faggot clown powers

Darth...Bobo! I thought I smelt vaseline.

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Darth Homo

A gay being of unknown sex with an extremely small dick, or possibly none at all. Apprentice of Jer Jer Binks.

Bob: "hey Mike, what's your favorite movie?"

Mike: "Umm... Black Cawk Down!! <3"

Bob: "ohh mike... your such a homo... a DARTH HOMO"

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darth-edie

1. one who has gone to the dark side never to return. 2. heavy breathing just like in the movie. 3. to scamper around the office at insane speeds.

oliver, i am your father, i am a darth-edie... hhhhka! hhhhka!

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