Darwin Up

evolve, having the ability and adaptability to explore and embrace the latest technology, fashion or experience.

Girl A: “Sheila wears leg warmers, Mitchell has a mullet and they listen to Disco. They fear the Internet.”

Girl B: “Scary! They need to Darwin Up!”

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Darwin Maneuver

When a cop has someone pulled over and they angle their vehicle towards the road and turn their wheel into the traveled lane.

This increases the chances of impact with a moving vehicle by way of increasing the amount of surface area available for impact as well as increases the odds that during an impact the police cruiser will be pushed into oncoming traffic.

Oh look another cop pulled over an out of state plate on a busy road and is pulling a Darwin Maneuver.

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Darwinism of Skating

You would think that this is a certian style of skaters? No. Guys think they mainly skate, again, no. This is a group of Female skaters located in Westchester, New York. In order to make skating a more Multi-gender activity

I am in the group "Darwinism of Skating"

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Darwin Fish

A representation of a fish with the word/name Darwin inside it.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.

Only a bigot would have a darwin fish

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Darwin Test

This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.

Girl> I had my baby.

Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!

Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.

Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.

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darwin fish

noun. a small metal fish with legs and the word "darwin" inside it, usually placed on the back of a car, partly in order to mock jesus fish and partly to show support for a cruel online scientific community known as the "darwin awards" that awards people who die in the stupidest ways

My athiest teacher has a darwin fish on her solar-powered vehicle

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Charles Darwin

to take a friends items and rub on ones selfs lower parts...

Tyler why did you just Charles Darwin Kevin's cell phone....

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