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today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3
A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day
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national expose your best friend day is when u get all you crazy, embarrassing, cute and silly pictures of your best friend (national best friend day is november 1st)
“ national expose your best friend day is when u get all you crazy, embarrassing, cute and silly pictures of your best friend”
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October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔
Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28
LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"
A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight
John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it
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On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.
You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.
Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th
Average friend: why did you slap me??
Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok