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spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.

The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018


debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018


Ho debt

The money you pay a home wrecking skank to leave the job that you and your wife (and the skank) work at.

I heard Dani quit today?
I had to pay $2k ho debt to get that home wrecking skank to leave.

by Urban cowboy 6969 June 7, 2022


Debt-Worth

'Debt-Worth' is the opposite of 'Net-Worth', indicating that you owe more than you have.

So, what is your net-worth?
Negative $260,00.
That is your 'Debt-Worth'!

by Jake Squawk May 29, 2013


pussy debt

I russell evers created this. When your girlfriend does not have sex with you even though you did so much for her. That night or for days after. Pussy debt can accumulate interest and lead to break ups or be sent to the ass collection dept.

My girlfriend put me through so much this weekend and than did not have sex with after all the chores, family stuff and time off from work she became deep in pussy debt

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017


Accounting Debt

Similar to "tech debt", accounting debt is incurred when accounting departments take shortcuts either at the start of a companies life or during a busy period. These shortcuts then have to be "paid off" (i.e. corrected) by that same department or a third party at a later date. This phrase was coined by accountant Matthew R Williams, ACA in New York City on 23-Jun-22.

We could simply transfer the money now and sort out the loan agreements at a later date. We have to be conscious though that this would be adding to the departments existing accounting debt.

by Rob717 June 23, 2022


Birthday Debt

Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.

"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?

by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019