Deer in headlights

When you become anxious

I get a deer in headlights when I ride an escalator.

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deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

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deer camp

When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.

"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"

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Deer Hunter

A guy that goes out to the bar looking for the drunkest girl to take home. Normally the girl is drunk enough that a reasonable person would not take advantage of her but a deer hunter would.

That guy is such a deer hunter. Lets go deer hunting tonight.

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john deer

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.

damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer

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Deer Meat

noun. Specifically referred to the meat of a male. By meat, I actually mean penis. A good question to ask a female if thats what she would like for dinner.

Hey baby, do you like deer meat?
OH yea well why dont you come on down here and get some of this ol' buck.

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Deer Park

The lamest town east of Houston that has spawned a great deal of penguins, unicorns, and chemical engineers. All of these aforementioned entities belong to the same phylum; therefore, it must be concluded that the former are in fact results of the sick whinings of king kong's sister in law. Ironically, this town does not produce clean drinking water. Does kick ass at football.

Clean up your room, or i'll send you to live with your aunt in Deer Park!

Deer Park/on top/ number one/ lets rock!

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