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The most narcissistic member of the gang on FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is a vain playboy that is always trying to score chicks, who he then tapes himself having sex with. He is prone to villainous breakdowns. and often refers to himself as a "Golden God" because he self-deludedly believed himself to be popular in high school.
Dennis Reynolds: I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Be gone from me, vile man, be gone from me! A starter car?! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
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Overweight, scheming computer technician in Jurassic Park, killed by spitting dinosaur in an attempt to smuggle dinosaur embryos off the island.
Dennis Nedry is such a doffhead!
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When you go to Denny's and get instant diarrhea and shit all over your pants and have to cover your ass with your sweater.
Ah man I was at Denny's the other day and got Denny's Diarrhea. Took 3 loads of the washer to get my clothes clean
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A term used to describe poor rock and roll music taste. Someone who is a fan of denny rock is generally a fan of shitty alternative bands such as Nickelback, Hinder and Default.
Matt: Hey dude do you think he would wanna go to the Foo Fighters concert with us?
Jim: Probably not man, that kid only listens to shitty ass denny rock.
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A strange bald creature that somehow managed to get his job as the Hendrick Middle School Orchestra Director, despite his love for souls and mustard. He will often scream at random times and scare small children. This of course is why he teaches middle school, not elementary school. He has no soul, but he DOES have a heart. This is why he takes the souls of his students, and band kids. He uses them to keep him alive. He stores his souls in a closet to consume later on. Dennis Langevin is not only powered by souls, but his love for Starbucks. There are many theories about Dennis Langevin. None of these theories are ever true however. No one has, and ever will know the truth about Dennis Langevin.
Dennis Langevin loves to eat souls with mustard, and wash it down with his Starbucks.
Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
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(1926 - 1980) Commonly thought to be the greatest hobo to wander the streets of the earth. Especially proficient in the art of low-price culinary treats, this man was aptly regarded as a homeless "Grand Master"
I saw ol' Stewbuilder Dennis in a drainpipe this morning. He was eatin' an old leg of sow ham.