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A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.
To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
APD (Anti Prossy Device)
Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."
Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
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A central processing unit (CPU), also called a central processor, main processor or just processor, is the electronic circuitry that executes instructions comprising a computer program. The CPU performs basic arithmetic, logic, controlling, and input/output (I/O) operations specified by the instructions in the program. This contrasts with external components such as main memory and I/O circuitry, and specialized processors such as graphics processing units (GPUs).
My Central CPU Hard Device is Burning
MAMA
Someone who is a hazard to navigation because they are trying to walk while using a cellphone, palm pilot, or similar device that uses up their limited attention span. Completely oblivious to their surroundings and often causing others to negotiate around them or risk collision.
Friggin' PEDestrians are always causing accidents. Good thing they don't chew gum too.
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I called my internet provider and spoke to Chad. He told me to click on the plus sign in the device manager and it would create an email address.
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The part of your brain which kicks in at the last second and prevents you from saying something incredibly stupid.
He was about to ask her about her pseudopregnancy, when his AFIMD Anti-Foot In Mouth Device kicked in and closed his mouth for him.
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The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack
Have you seen If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device. Thanks GamesWorkshops indirectly ended it...
A manual transmission, since manual transmissions, aka stick shifts, are rare to the point where many millennials do not know how to drive stick shift vehicles, thus making it impossible for a millennial to steal a car with a stick shift.
This vehicle is equipped with a millennial anti-theft device.
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