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calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented
*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"
--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"
"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"
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A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!
That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!
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A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.
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Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
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A dial-a-sore is similar to a dial-a-saur (or an older version of a mail order bride) only arrives with some kind of STD (Sexually Transmitted Didease) . It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.
Example: "She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-sore. What are all those legions on her face?"
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To control flaunting (showing off), ostentation, and any other behavior that smacks of egotism.
Dial it down or face downfall.
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Sleep dial, or sleep dialing, is the action of calling someone on your phone while you are sleeping, or more likely sleep walking.
I woke up this morning and saw I had sleep dialed some random number last night.
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