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a rare breed of chinese poodle.
Mom: stop playing with your dildo and come eat dinner!
Daughter: ten more minutes mom!
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nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.
I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock
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1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.
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The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).
Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!
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Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
My boyfriend's weiner is so small i have to use a dildo.
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A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole
Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
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