Ding

A remark to shout out when someone says something stupid or not at all funny

Jolene: "A man walks in to a bar ... ouch" (short silence whilst no-one laughs)

James: DING!!!

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ding

A word used in a group of guys to identify a hot chick.
Variation "dong" used to describe an ugly friend of the ding.

It's a ding, 10 o'clock.
I don't see a ding...
She's hiding behind that overweight dong.
Oh, damn! DING!
Goddamn, woman!

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ring ding ding

What the Fox says

Person 1: "What does the Fox say?"
Fox: "Ring ding ding!"

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Ding ding durn

The sound Indian developer's make when bobbling their heads and talking. Used pejoratively to refer to Indians in general.

That ding ding durn's code is complete shit. I wish management would stop indian outsourcing.

ding ding doo

a phrase commonly said by me, and with no context.

you suck
"no u the ding ding doo"

ding

To encourage a mate to give you a ring or call on your house

'yes mate just ding me if there's anything happening tonight'
'just give me a ding if your bored, we can fuck shit up'

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string ding ding

small penis, or small dick

You got a String ding ding

my String Ding Ding Cant Fit in your thing thing

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