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The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
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The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand
Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!
The practice of brightening a cashiers day by asking for the nice guy discount at check out.
Does this cucumber come with the nice guy discount?
"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
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Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!
(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
(Less-Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
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When you text some one twice before you receive a response to the first text.
"Dan you Discount Double texted Joe Johnson last night"
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To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you
Bears Fan: What?
Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!
Bears Fan: F**ker
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