dish bitch

A dish bitch is a person who is hired to wash dishes at a restaurant, but gets more jobs than washing dishes.

A name for a dish washer created in Marshall, Illinois at the Lions Den American and Italian restaurant.

Chef 1: Dish Bitch, put these fries in the oven.
Dish Bitch: OK, no prob.
Chef 2: Dish Bitch, take the trash out.
Dish Bitch: OK.

Chef 1: Dish Bitch, go wash my car.
Dish Bitch: NO.....

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Dish Lickers

Dish lickers - greyhounds racing dogs usually found running around dog tracks.

I won a hungie on the dish lickers at the pub last night

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deep dish

Nothing to do with the American doyens of dance who go by the same name this position will have you doing most of the work, but unlike your nine to five grind, it’s well worth the rewards. With the missus on her back, legs akimbo and her ankles firmly in your grasp, the view is nothing short of spectacular. And with gravity on your side you’re in total control to vary speed, rhythm, penetration and thus the quality of your performance and both your orgasms. Tease her for hours and make her come like crazy or sort yourself out sharpish and make sure you’re done in time for Match of the Day. Either way, you’re onto a winner.

Last night we were in the deep dish position all night long. I had a fuck load of energy.

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do the dishes

A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.

OMG, I SOOO have to "DO the DISHES"!!

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Dish Network

A good company thats way better than Direc TV because of thier faster responding DVR's with bigger hardrives. Believe it or not, most, if not, all of thier newer recievers run on a modified Linux Kernel. And yes, they CAN randomly go into a kernel panic in the middle of an basket ball game & suddenly reboot. But this is very rare.

TV Announcer- Kobe takes the ball and goes for the shot...

**TV Screen goes black for 5 seconds**
Me- "WTF"
TV Screen- "Your reciever has just recovered from a fatal error, if you recieve this message again please contact Dish Network's customer care line, Now scanning for satellites"

Me- Damn you Dish Network!!!! (Well at least its better than the BSOD)

(Im just kidding Linux is a very stable OS with good features lol)

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dish

The flat horizontal part on the outside of a wheel

That dish was so damn deep i couldn't see anything but dish!

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dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid