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to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.
Robert Wagner gave Natalie Wood a Catalina divorce.
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1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
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Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.
"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."
The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.
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A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.
“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”
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When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information
I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.
The shipping of andrias, barrel, and leif from amphibia. It's called the divorce trio because the three separated and it's also a parallel to sashannarcy.
Person 1: did you watch the core and the king?
Person 2: yeah, and I can see why people are calling those three the divorce trio
A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?
My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.