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(n.) A dollar bill that is too crumpled and ripped to put in a machine, so you give it to a stripper
Dude, there is now way you can get a coke with that, it's a stripper dollar now.
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A cat's asshole. Cat butt. When kitty sits down, his asshole leaves a sand dollar print.
Randi's cat Pooie is too portly to clean its own butt, therefore Pooie has a dirty sand dollar.
Robert's cat Salem was all black, and when Salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.
Damn! Why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?
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Jake, give me all your US Dollars or I'll shoot you with my unlicenced .38.
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A term used when describing the cost of an overpriced item in order to accentuate the greediness of corporate America.
Since when does it cost 14 damn jew-dollars for a movie ticket!?
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An ongoing game in which one player bets any other player to do something they would not normally think of doing for $1. Bets are often things such as; tackle a newspaper stand, eat 7 Texas sized jelly beans all at once, drop kick a parking sign, say something random to a stranger, or do just about any other ridiculous thing that comes to mind.
Most often, even if the person carries out the bet the dollar is not exchanged. The purpose of the game is for people to do random shit that they don't normally think of doing for everyone else's amusement.
dollar bet: I'll give you a dollar if you can drink the entire pitcher of beer in under 60 seconds.
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The dollar (or higher denomination) that having been shoved down one's pants and rubbed over the anal area is thrown down onto the ground for some ignorant fool to snatch and gloat over.
"Look at that asshole, he just grabbed my pooh-dollar!"
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paper currency that is saturated with sweat from being inside your pocket, shoe, or hat during physical activity.
After skating all day, a guy pays for some Arizona at Walgreen's with some swamp dollars.
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