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Similar to the Donkey Punch, this sexual maneuver incorporates brass knuckles for that extra kick to get you over the hump.
After the original Donkey Punch lost its luster, Matt broke out his brass knuckles and Brass Donkey Punched his fuck buddy Sarah.
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The true masters of donkey punch, (see donkey punch)
The name of a xbox 360 clan from Ireland
(xbox live anygame are clan legends of donkey punch)
Killer77: lol weres my lucky charms
Apoc: we dont have lucky charms in ireland fatboy
Killer77: lucky charms lol
Apoc: if you want to make fun of us just say "spud"
Killer77: luc...ky...cha..rms (you cant really hear the the fat wee cunt coz hes eatin again)
Church HD: rite kid fuckin bend over its "Donkey punchin time"
Marx: lol thats wrong...
Church HD: the only wrong thing there is, his dad is next
La gov: yeaaa!
Ryan wolfe: bring out the gimp.
Didy: omg
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Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.
"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"
"Now!!"
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The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!
Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
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The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.
My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.
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(verb)- when one takes a knife, and much like a regular donkey punch, starts hitting them, or in this case stabbing them in the neck and upper back durring sexual intercourse.
Dude, we were getting it on and all of the sudden I Russian Donkey Punched her.
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The act of taking a shit, freezing it then cumming on it. Once all this is done, it is very important to put hot sauce on it and then freeze it again. One firm again you must take it then slap your girlfriend in the face with it making sure that all the good stuff got in her mouth. And when shes got it in her mouth, you kick her in the teeth and rape her.
Paul: Did you her what Jerome got arrested for the other day?
Fred: No what he do?
Paul: His girl called the cops on him for doing a reverse donkey-punch.
Fred: Oh my god, thats my man!
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