God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.
With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.
Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.
Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.
Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.
Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!
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When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.
Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.
Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."
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when two players from the same football team each score a hat trick
Reef: Did you see Madrid's double hatty yesterday?
LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.
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While having vaginal sex with a woman you either
A. Accidentally have your balls slip in the anal cavity
B. Or have you penis miss and enter the anal cavity
Shit dude, me and sally accidentally had a double-intercourse last night
Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once
Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?
I think not...I will have a double lappy.
To have two girls in bed when you are in Alaska. Different to the devils musky or the solo musky.
Hey Ben, I had an awesome double musky last night. That's awesome Aviope, I had nothing last night and ended the evening with a solo musky!!!
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