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A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.
My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.
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Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.
Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.
(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.
"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'
French word for shower. Unfortunately, people think it means "extremely arrogant guy".
Maman, je m'en vais prendre une douche! Je vais te rejoindre après, ok?
a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up
dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
A product use to clean out a woman's vagina
Hey girl, you got a spare douche on you?