mexican dozen

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

Jihadist's Dozen

72 count or a half dozen dozens

if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)

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Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.

Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

Dirty Dozen

1-See D12.
2-See dirty dozens.

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Brewers Dozen

11 bottles/cans of beer. When you visit a brewery and are given a box of beer with one short, because the brewer drank it.

I got a brewers dozen of beer from XYZ brewery today.

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dozen matter

Does not matter, of no concern or consequence

Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.

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