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The coolest people in the band, and for some reason the most underepreciated. They are two unlikely heroes who band together to take out those snooty guitarists and man-whore singers. They are the heart and sole of music. They also are (normaly) best friends, and they get most of the girls because they aren't drug-addicts and crawling with STDs like the singers and guitarists.With the exception of an occasional guitar solo, bass and drums are the best.
Wow, Cliff Burton and Lars Ulrich (in Metallica had a great Bassist-Drummer relationship..... and probably got all of the girls
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The proven theory that the drummer is always the first one to die no matter the condition of the band or its members. This is parodied in the 1984 film, "This is Spinal Tap", in the which one of their drummers simply "exploded" on stage Well known drummers that have succumbed to this include Keith Moon of The Who,John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, and The Rev of Avenged Sevenfold
"Dude, another fucking drummer just died, what the hell do you blame this on?"
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
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A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.
I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?
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What we call the smallest drummer in our band! he is amazing and is super sweet. he is super sporty but is still short. he is awesome at everything he does! He also eats alot but maintains his skinny-ness
also the name of the best Christmas song ever!
have you seen the little drummer boy?
yeah he was in the kitchen, you better hurry before he inhales all the food!
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A disorder that affects A disorder that affects bad, stuborn and inexperienced drummers. Only symptom is gripping drum sticks with a closed fist close to the butt of the stick while you drum. The only cure is to listen to Jazz
Bob: "Hey, you've got a bad case of drummer's death grip"
Justin Beiber: "This is the way I always drum"
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while having sex with a female analy our vaginally u pull out right when ur about to bust then u pull ur dick up at an angle let it go as u nut smacking her in the back while singing the little drummer boy
little drummer boy
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When a band’s drummer plays with one drumming glove, as opposed to both gloves. This is done either for increased grip for one hand, personal style or in extreme scenarios to protect blisters from prolonged drumming. The term references the King of Pop singer Michael Jackson, who famously performed with one glove.
guitarist: I think he dug those drumming gloves we chipped in for.
bassist: Did you see he’s only wearing one glove?
Guitarist: Well, he’s a michael jackson drummer. He’s bad and I mean that in the MJ way, where bad means good.
Bassist: Yeah, he can really "Beat It" all right.