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"Yo, last night after that party we came up to my room for a little drunken debauchery ifyanawadammmsaynn"
"dude, nice"
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when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.
Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.
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Drunken Fumble (or Drunken Fumbling) is a term for sexual encounters (though not actual sex) that happen while very drunk to the point where motor skills are limited, hence "Fumble".
Often a cause of awkward moments the morning after if occurring between friends, though occasionally turning them into a "full on" relationship.
Also a possible trigger for realisation of a different sexuality or experimentation if upon waking one feels it felt better than with their normal gender of preference.
"Yeah, I got really drunk with Rach last night... woke up next to her..."
"Bit of a 'drunken fumble' there then?"
*Blushes*
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Usually means looking up (and/or trying to contact) exes using Google after drinking droogling, but in the broader sense, is any online activity taken on after drinking.
Man, my ol' lady is going to kill me. I downloaded all this porn after a night of drunken googling.
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blacked-out drunk but still sturring around...
1. "I was at the club...then i wake up at 4 in the morn......musta been a drunken sturr"...
2."In my drunken sturr i walked to the store to get some more beer"...
A drinking game reward/or punishment where the contestant puts their fingers inside a female's labia to play around with her moistness like the feeling of applesauce.
Last night I stuck my cock in a dirty martini but at least I won a round of drunken applesauce.
A) A Gnome that is Drunk
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.