Drunk Sincerity

After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.

Person A-"You know I've always loved you."
Person B-"That's just Drunk Sincerity, go sleep it off."

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Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

drunk tired

To be so tired you start to act as if you were drunk. Also refered to as DT.

"Dude....did you ever know that your my hero?"
"Go to bed dude, you're so drunk tired."

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Drunk munchies

The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.

"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.

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Zombie Drunk

Combination of drunkenness and fatigue which leaves the drinker in a zombie like state.

Into the Ballantine Ale now, zombie drunk and nervous. I recognize this feeling: three or four days of booze, drugs, sun, no sleep and burned out adrenaline reserves-a giddy, quavering sort of high that means the crash is coming. But When?

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sex drunk

The immediate feeling after a particularly great romp in the sack, where you are dizzy, lightheaded and find it difficult to walk.

OMG, I was so sex drunk last night that I walked into the door when going to the bathroom.

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Atlanta drunk

wildly drunk, to the point one's judgment is severely impaired and one's inhibitions are dangerously lowered.

Coined by Justin Roiland while Atlanta drunk sending sexually explicit messages to a minor.

I'm Atlanta drunk
it's insane in the membrane