Random
Source Code
Random
Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.
After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.
3👍 1👎
The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.
I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"
When you say fuck it to the world and all it’s expectation, pack your essentials in a dry bag, tie that shit around your waist and just start swimming.
Hey girl, wanna go dry bagging later? If you get tired, just rest your chest on the dry bag and enjoy the ride.
The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.
The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.
A poop prank.
The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.
When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.
Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.
A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.
Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.