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Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"
iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"
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Duck duck chicken is a game you play in localities with a significant, open transgender population (Singapore, Thailand, India, etc.) where you try to guess whether a female appearing prostitute is a duck (biologically male) or chicken (biologically female).
Will: Duck!
Dan: Chicken!
Eugene: You ladyboy?
Ladyboy: Yes. Teeheehee!
Everyone loses at duck duck chicken eventually.
A swimming bird used to blame the loud passing of gas in a group of two or more people.
He let loose with a loud long fart at the party and yelled, "Damn ducks!"
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Short form of the last part of the famous punchline "But that's not a Duck!" Saying "A Duck!" should always be followed by insane laughter for no perticular reason.
Also can be used as a random exclimation.
Bob and Jack are talking when Paul walks up. Bob suddenly yells "A duck!". Bob and Jack errupt in laughter. Paul is forced to laugh or admit he doesn't understand. It's great fun either way.
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When a person laughs so hard that a sound is emitted from their throat, somewhat resembling the sound of a duck.
Boy 1: Hey did you see Vanessa on the weekend?
Boy 2: V-v-v-v-vanessa? Is that her name?
Boy 1: Yeah, why?
Boy 2: WAS SHE D-D-D-D-D-DUCKING?!?!
Boy 1: NO SHIT BRO, NO SHIT! Wait, no, you're supposed to say that she's hott...
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a secret code that undercover cops use when they are being totaly awesome. These cops are usualy black or asian, but sometimes fat spanish cops will use it too. When they say this it can have a different effect on some people. A friend of mine knows a cop who said "duck" and a chair 3 meters away totaly exploded (this same effect can happen on children 5-8 years old and french people).
black cop: Watch this
ugly cop: what?
black cop:DUCK
Child: *explodes*
Ugly cop: OH SHIT!
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Cricketing term:-
To be 'out' after scoring no runs.
"And that's another Duck for Jack Russel"
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